Okay I needed espresso this morning oops
I keep getting more and more followers but I’m still not cool enough for questions so I have no idea why anyone is following me
Anonymous asked: Don't you miss real food though
the fuck are you talking about, “real food”…
OHHHH, I get it, vegan food isn’t “real food”!
here I am just eating imaginary food for the past year…
look at all this imaginary food, here let me just have some imaginary bananas
where did my fOOD GO
shit shit shit, if my FOOD was imaginary, that must mean VEGANS…
OH GOD, OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME WhAT IS HAPpENINGGG AAAAAAAGH
Can everyone who thinks that you can’t love animals and eat meat please reblog this. I’m gonna write all the urls down in a book then use that book to beat up people who think you can love animals while funding industries that profit from killing animals.
Meat eater: "hey vegan do you want some bacon OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!!!! "
Meat eater: "Hey vegan WHAT ABOUT CANINE TEETH? EXPLAIN THEM HUH I BET YOU CAN'T!!!!!!! "
Meat eater: "Hey VEGAN can you still suck my dick or is that not vegan LOL!!!!!! "
Meat eater: "Hey vegan do you know what PETA stands for? people eating tasty animals!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA "
Meat eater: "wHAT YOU ARE VEGAN? OH HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS VEGAN OH DONT WORRY THEY WILL TELL YOU HAHAHA "
Meat eater: "WHAT ABOUT PLANTS FEEEELINGGGGSSSSS CARROT GENOCIDE "
Vegan: "Can you please shut up? "
Meat eater: "OH MY GOD YOU MISANTHROPIC ELITIST PIECE OF SHIT! SO MUCH FOR COMPASSION. FUCKING GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. FUCKING RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Please reblog if you feel ashamed of the way humans treat animals..